Larchmere FireWorks Has Something Really Exciting Coming Soon!

Honestly, we are super excited to share it with you!

...but you see, the issue is that the website guy - that's me typing in the background - he's got to work out a few things to make sure it's perfect for you first. You know how those IT types are. It's always some lame excuse. Last week it was the flux capacitor in the server was bad and caused TCP/IP packets to get stuck. Ugh. Anyways, it's coming really soon.
#ItisIT'sfault #WeStillDon'tSellFireworks